big burgers.
ok.. i know i’ve been talking a lot about the turducken (which is a stupendous feat in food engineering)… but what the hell is up with all of these huge burgers coming out lately? within the past few weeks, both Carl’s Jr. AND Hardee’s have both launched new 2/3 pound burgers… I mean.. that’s a whole lot of burger. scary.
Actually.. this reminds me of one of my favorite ponderings… Say you weighed everything you ingested — food AND water.. is it possible to gain MORE weight than the food and water you eat? I say no.. because of the whole conservation of matter thing… i mean, i think you’d actually weigh *less* since you exhale a bunch of water.

December 9th, 2004 at 6:21 pm
I say it’s possible, because while you’re exhaling ounces of water, your pores are collecting pounds of dust, grease and grime. Plus there’s the issue of the gnats getting mired in your earwax and exposed mucous membranes.
Hope this helps.
Michael
December 10th, 2004 at 11:13 am
eew.
August 10th, 2006 at 2:39 am
It isn’t.