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So, my friend Doug had a lovely chat with the lovely folks over at uncommongoods.com.. Gotta love those online store chatty things..

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You are now chatting with ‘Marc’

Marc: Thank you for shopping at UncommonGoods. How may I help you?
you: Chopsticks. I need chopsticks.
you: watchoo got?
Marc: I’m sorry, we do have items that include chopsticks, but we do
not have chopsticks by themselves
you: Eenteresting.
you: how about angora sweaters?
Marc: We do not have any adult clothing except for some slippers and a t-shirt.
you: Hmmm…
you: How about keyboard software?
Marc: We have no software
you: Or a topper for a Christmas tree.
you: You know, like an angel, a star, or sweet baby Jesus.
you: That lights up.
Marc: We have this item:
Marc: http://www.uncommongoods.com/item/item.jsp?itemId=14107
you: Right idea, but GACK is that thing ugly.
you: You do sell moose measuring spoons, though.
you: in pewter.
Marc: Yup, we have those!
you: Ok. Thank you!
Marc: You’re welcome.
Marc: Is there anything else I may assist you with?
you: Nothing comes to mind, but now that I know you’re here, you’re only a button click away.
Marc: I’ll be here!
you: muchas gracias, amigo.
Marc: De Nada. Bueno Noches.

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