i am such a impulse buying sucker.

I love woot.

luckyvespa13 (11:53:54 AM): DUDE
luckyvespa13 (11:53:55 AM): http://www.woot.com/
luckyvespa13 (11:53:56 AM): NIGHT VISION
luckyvespa13 (11:53:58 AM): should i get it?
andrewsyang (11:54:09 AM): yes
andrewsyang (11:54:12 AM): get it
luckyvespa13 (11:54:16 AM): buying.
luckyvespa13 (11:54:17 AM): man
andrewsyang (11:54:24 AM): what are you going to do with it
andrewsyang (11:54:28 AM): don’t get it
andrewsyang (11:54:33 AM): seriously?
andrewsyang (11:54:43 AM): don’t get it
luckyvespa13 (11:55:03 AM): no?
luckyvespa13 (11:55:22 AM): it’s tiny
andrewsyang (11:55:22 AM): no
andrewsyang (11:55:32 AM): what are you going to do with it?
luckyvespa13 (11:55:36 AM): i can look at bailey
luckyvespa13 (11:55:37 AM): at night
luckyvespa13 (11:55:55 AM): ok youre right.
andrewsyang (11:56:02 AM): wtf
andrewsyang (11:56:05 AM): don’t get it
luckyvespa13 (11:57:12 AM): phew
luckyvespa13 (11:57:30 AM): NIGHT VISION!!!

Epilogue: 

I didn’t end up getting it, thanks to my brother’s rational judgement.  But c’mon.. NIGHT VISION!  Who doesn’t want to be able to see at night?  How cool is that?  It’s like being an owl.  And everyone knows owls are cool.

6 Responses to “i am such a impulse buying sucker.”

  1. Mike Masnick Says:

    Story time…

    When I was in high school, I read an article in Time Magazine about how, following the collapse of the Soviet Union, old Soviet army equipment could be picked up on the cheap on the streets of Moscow. Specifically listed: $80 for night vision goggles. I went nuts. I wanted such a pair *badly*.

    Then, man oh man, one of by high school buddies, Rob Madden, was taking a trip to Russia for winter break. Turned out that his cousin was NBC bureau chief in Moscow or something. I showed him the article, and begged him to get me a pair of NVGs for $80.

    So he’s off in Russia, and these are the days before email, so I have no contact from him — though I do hear his voice on NBC once doing a “voice over” translation of what some Russian pol was saying.

    Then, 2 days before he’s set to come home, he gives me a call from the NBC offices, and I ask:

    “Did you get the night vision goggles for $80?”

    “Well, they’re tougher to get these days, and I’ve been told that they don’t really encourage civilians — esp. Americans — to ask for old military equipment, BUT, I did find a guy selling some. But he didn’t have night vision GOGGLES. Only a night vision SCOPE. And it was $120 instead of $80. So I got it for myself, but thought you wouldn’t want that.”

    “WHAT?!?? Of course I want that. $120 is fine! Please, please, please buy me one!”

    “Oh, sorry… I don’t think I’m going back to where that guy was…”

    And so, Rob came back from Moscow with a SWEET night vision scope, and I had nothing. In fact, I only got to try out his night vision scope once.

    *sigh*

    Man. It’s a good thing you didn’t IM ME about the NVGs. I would have totally gotten them.

  2. Larry Edelstein Says:

    I bought a night-vision monocular a while ago…it’s not really that cool. Now a thermal imager…_that’s_ cool.

  3. a.s. Says:

    dennis, haven’t you heard about The Economy!? You can’t be throwing your money away on senseless things like tiny-night vision. You need to save it for dog food and toilet paper. Sheesh! Seriously!

  4. Justin Schmidt Says:

    Dude, there is nothing wrong with being a click happy Web shopper. Have you ever checked out http://www.somethingstore.com?

  5. Mike Masnick’s Blog » Night Vision Says:

    [...] Dennis posted about how he almost almost almost bought some night vision goggles on Woot recently, but was talked out of it via instant messenger by his brother. It caused me to write the [...]

  6. K Says:

    Dude! You should have bought them! Night Vision!! It’s what all master Pick-up Artists wear to night clubs.

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