Nice Helmet

Scene: AT&T Park Ticket Window

*Dennis walks up to retrieve his willcall ticket, wearing his bicycle helmet*
(Thanks Ed !)

Ticket Lady at AT&T Park: “Have you ever tried your helmet?”
Me: “What?”
TLaAP: “You know.. tried it? Like.. fallen on your head? Does it work?”
Me: “Uh. No. Not yet.”
TLaAP: “It’s a pretty helmet. I wonder if it works.”
Me: “Uh. Thanks.”